Sat Spanks!!

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This week went by so quickly. It seems the weeks are doing that these days. Anyway, it’s a good thing because that means it’s time for Sat Spanks!

My 8 sentences come from my brand spanking new release, Possessed by the Knight that tells Kalista and Caldwell’s story. Anyone who has read Pursued by the Knight will be familiar with these two but if you haven’t, never fear! I have blurbs.

Summary: Kalista has gone from rags to riches. She preferred rags – at least she understood that world. Fate has turned things upside down and she needs someone to cling to, someone like the powerful Knight Caldwell. But when Caldwell pretends she doesn’t exist and his brother comes calling in times of trouble, whom can she trust? Whose love will prove true in the end?

And for this week’s snippet we go straight to the sweet stuff, following last week’s blurb, Kalista and Caldwell had a disagreement, after carrying her away Caldwell is showing her what he’s prepared to do to help her:

“You could’ve listened but instead you were irritable.” He yanked her skirt up. A guttural
noise surged past his lips as his hand fell once more against her fragile skin. “Do. Not. Ignore.
Me.” Each word was accentuated with its own slap.
Her ass burned. Her first instinct was to cry out, tell him she was sorry, but as the pain
increased, it gave way to pleasure. Caldwell continued to punish her. His words distorted,
blocked by the sound of his rapid spankings.

Thank you for reading! Now, continue on to a smorgasbord of sexy snippets to warm up your Saturday:

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~Sadie

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Interview with a Rabid Mad Woman (me)

Hi all! The lovely Patty Devlin was gracious enough to interview me last week. 

It is odd being interviewed by someone who is so out of your level and on to the next, I mean, not only is she multi-published but her books often hit the bestseller lists, her most recent being, Mail Order Switch

I’m meeting new authors every day! It’s so exciting. Today I have with me Blushing Books author Sadie Dane. Sadie, can you tell us about Pursued by the Knight?

Sadie: Pursued by the Knight is my first independent novella with Blushing Books. I’d classify it as quasi-historical erotic romance. While it is set in medieval times, I definitely pushed the creative envelope. I hope, in a good way.

And what inspired you to write this book?Sadie: This book began as a short story, a moment in time for Braden and Georgianna published through Blushing Books in the anthology, A Spank in Time 2; The Spanks You Missed. When I was finished, I realized I wasn’t done with them. I wanted to explore how they came together and the push and pull for power in their relationship. I also loved the idea of delving into how a woman asserts herself in a time where it was more difficult to show her strength. 

 
 
How long have you been writing?Sadie: I’ve been writing with the intent to publish for about three years. Though, I’ve always been obsessed with books and storytelling. Even when I wasn’t putting pen to paper or finger to key I would act out scenes whenever I was alone. I kind of worry that someone saw me walking down the street, deep in an argument as I played both characters.

 For more interview check out Patty’s blog. In fact, check it out anyway. 

Happy reading!

~Sadie

Ha, ha, huh?

While my brain seems to have no shortage of plot lines, bunnies, sequel ideas or series thoughts, I have the hardest time deciding what to blog about.

I mean, I know what my blog *is* about. The difficulty comes from deciding how to present that. So, this week I was going to do a fun post that featured some giggle inducing jokes of a naughty nature.

I began my journey where every self respecting writer begins anything, on Google. A quick query for “dirty jokes” and I was rapidly sorting through what seemed an endless number of laughs. Or, that’s what I should have been doing. Instead I got jokes like this:

Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob. (*1)

OR this one:

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”

He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”(*2)

Okay, I think to myself. Not your style, you entered a general query and got a general response. Keep trying, Sadie! So I entered “Women friendly dirty jokes.”

Mistake.

I clicked on the first link offered and got jokes like this one:

Why did God give men penises?
So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.(*3)

And this one:

Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.(*3)

Needless to say, instead of
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Instead of turning to the nearest man and kicking him in the balls (hoping he isn’t the sort to like that kind of thing) I got thinking that jokes, like the ones I found, those are part of the reason why I write romance. It’s an escape for me as well as for the reader and I am damned sure that no hero of mine will ever be the sort to laugh at any of those jokes.

Except, maybe the blow job one, that one’s kind of funny.

Now all I have to do is find some naughty jokes that are actually funny.

Do you know any? Tell them in the comments section below!

~Sadie

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Distractions and Writing

The irony of this blog post is that even as I type these words, I have one eye on the TV (I found the television show “Sons of Anarchy” later than the rest of the world and Netflix was kind enough to give most of it to me). I love writing, getting lost in a WIP, discovering new lands while meeting new people. But, I am not prejudice towards any entertainment and am sometimes too relaxed with productivity.

 

I could be very productive with this

There is one sure fire way to cease all distractions and that is to turn it all off. Turn off the TV and hide the remote. Lock all your books in a closet and swear you won’t look at them until you’re done. But then there’s still the internet and need I even mention cat videos? Sure there are internet blockers and other programs you can buy so that you aren’t even able to look at online distractions, but it gets to the point where you wonder, is there a limit? Take away my books and I’ll watch a movie. Take away the movie and I’m on Youtube. Take away Youtube and I’ll probably open Solitaire (something I do at most, once a year). My point is, distractions exist and taking them away or blocking them only makes that one disappear.

I say, embrace the distraction. Hug it. Cuddle it. Let it take you over. Then, when you come back up for air, get back to what you were doing. No one thing can last forever and beating yourself up for taking a few hours to yourself can’t help creativity.

So what’s your worst distraction? Are you a show binger as well? Or when you start a book, can you not finish until the final page of the final book in the series? How hot is Hunnam?

~Sadie

A picture is worth a thousand boners

Sadie has gone visual.

“What does that mean?” you ask. I’ll tell ya.

I stole this awesome idea from one of my dearest writing buddies, Jilly Glass. I’ve created a series of Pinterest boards that provide me with inspiration for the various characters and places I write about. Right now, most of the boards are for my latest release. I’m saving most of the information on that, because I get off on being withholding (AD fans?! eh?), but go ahead and take a look!

http://www.pinterest.com/sadiedane/boards/

Admittedly, this might make more sense after you’ve read the story, but…*shrug*

~Sadie

Last time on The Good the Bad and the Not-so-Sexy

Sunday was the latest post towards our ongoing, collaborative writing efforts to create some truly bad erotica. I’ve spent some time laughing at the words my lovely writing partners have come up with.  Wednesday is my turn again and my wheels are turning. I wonder if it is finally time for someone to get naked…

 

In case you missed P.J’s last post, here it is:

She hailed a taxi and dropped like a brick…

…when who but Slayde Huntington IV himself appeared at her side!
“Hi Milly, what a coincidence.” That smooth tone, those bulging biceps. Her heart raced and she felt wetness in her panties. “Wanna share a taxi?”
“Oh Slayde, would that even be possible?” she asked, thrusting her well-proportioned nipples in his direction.
His greedy eyes slid to her generous cleavage and his eyes sparkled in a “I want to…”

Why was Slade outside her apartment? Will her breasts ever be free of that blouse? Did she really wet herself? Stayed tuned for more Milly antics…

Personally, I don’t think breasts like hers should ever be freed 😀

~Sadie