While my brain seems to have no shortage of plot lines, bunnies, sequel ideas or series thoughts, I have the hardest time deciding what to blog about.
I mean, I know what my blog *is* about. The difficulty comes from deciding how to present that. So, this week I was going to do a fun post that featured some giggle inducing jokes of a naughty nature.
I began my journey where every self respecting writer begins anything, on Google. A quick query for “dirty jokes” and I was rapidly sorting through what seemed an endless number of laughs. Or, that’s what I should have been doing. Instead I got jokes like this:
Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob. (*1)
OR this one:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”(*2)
Okay, I think to myself. Not your style, you entered a general query and got a general response. Keep trying, Sadie! So I entered “Women friendly dirty jokes.”
I clicked on the first link offered and got jokes like this one:
Why did God give men penises?
So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.(*3)
And this one:
Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.(*3)
Instead of turning to the nearest man and kicking him in the balls (hoping he isn’t the sort to like that kind of thing) I got thinking that jokes, like the ones I found, those are part of the reason why I write romance. It’s an escape for me as well as for the reader and I am damned sure that no hero of mine will ever be the sort to laugh at any of those jokes.
Except, maybe the blow job one, that one’s kind of funny.
Now all I have to do is find some naughty jokes that are actually funny.
Do you know any? Tell them in the comments section below!