Humpday Erotica

Hey all!

It has been a very unsexy amount of time since my last post. But, I have been working hard for the money, so hard for it honey (I better stop before I get a cease and desist)


My friends and I have decided to have a bit of fun with our favorite genre. Check out The Good the Bad and the Not so Sexy over the next few weeks as we write, in installments, the silliest and tropiest erotic story. The plan is take turns so that you never know where the story will end, but it does end 🙂 We each have a maximum of 69 words and can use no more (that is what maximum means in this case).


I was unwisely chosen to go first, so I bring to you the story of Milly. I’d like to tell you more about her, but I don’t know it yet.



Warning: The following is an ongoing collaborative work of purposefully bad erotic fiction. Read at your own risk.

Milly Applebottom stared at her reflection in the mirror. She blinked her big blue eyes and pulled back her long raven hair into a sleek ponytail. She needed this job, now more than ever and she was willing to do just about anything to get it. That included wearing a skirt.

Milly looked at her sleek form in the mirror. Ugh. She hated the way her boobs were so


Be sure to tune in Wednesday for the next installment!


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